humpback whale

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"
by ~tilde man~ September 09, 2005
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humpback whale

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.
Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.
by indysolo August 15, 2014
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humpbacked swamp donkey

Humpbacked swamp donkey is an excruciatingly ugly person. Normally associated with the the female gender and an extreme example of swamp donkey ie there are many men who will tackle a swamp donkey especially after a few bowls of loud mouth soup but only a rare breed will take on a humpbacked variety
"Jesus I was so steaming I pissed myself last night", "you must be so embarrased", "not as much as the time when you caught me shagging that humpbacked swamp donkey"
by Harry Campbell January 28, 2008
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Humpback Hoochie Mama

A cracker-ass-cracker misinterpretation of the lyrics in a 2 Live Crew Song. See the original "Friday" with Ice Cube.
No, Todd, it's HOODRAT hoodrat hoochie mama. NOT HUMPBACK!!
by The Roc March 23, 2004
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humpback whale lover

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back
guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover
by maggie pain March 22, 2010
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Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
by cytobomb November 05, 2022
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Haitian Humpback

The act of engaging in male-to-male sexual activity inside a car while using a condom is referred to as "Haitian Humpback." In many places, this action is only considered a true "Haitian Humpback" if it occurs in a car with non-tinted windows. However, this context may vary in the South Side of Chicago.
Person 1: "Hey, dude, did you hear that Titus and Nathan Lloyd did a Haitian Humpback down Main St.?"

Person 2: "No way! I always kinda knew Titus was gay but Nathan too!"
by Jimmy Tuesday December 26, 2024
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