Hoepotamuskriplty

another word used for sexually spread diseases

The more people you sleep with the higher chance of getting a hoepotamuskriplty

by PG Shockey April 23, 2018

hoepopotamus

A very fat and grossly overweight hoe, slut, bitch, whatever you'd want to call her.

One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!

by Mark H September 1, 2004

HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift

1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?

by g5hoe May 21, 2010

HoePoke

Take your index finger and middle finger and poke a hoe really hard in the side of the forehead.

Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.

Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.

by Texastrouble December 4, 2019

hoeprude

A girl that consistently acts slutty, but in real life is afraid of sexual contact. Any attempt at taking advantage of a hoeprude's slutty behavior, will result in a slap to the face or a labeling of the perpetrator as an asshole.

Dave: "Mitsy just posted a picture on facebook with the caption. 'My new boyfriend. And he's even good in bed'. The picture is of her dog."

Sam: "She's such a hoeprude. Everyone knows she's a virgin and hasn't had a boyfriend in years."

Dave: "Did you hear about Matt? When he tried to make out with her, she slapped him."

Sam: "She should really stop acting like a slutty bitch if she doesn't really want to bang."

by Handguns March 5, 2011

Hoepiphany

When a Hoe realizes she is being said Hoe, and therefore tries to un-hoe herself.

Alexa had a hoepiphany and changed her hoe-ish ways so Jack would take her back.

by chizzthekid October 6, 2016

Hoeping

When a hoe is hoping to get some dick, especially when the dick is already taken.

Him: This girl I haven't talked to in 4 years messaged be out of the blue. You think she's hoeping?
Her: Nah she just wants to see how you're doin.. BLOCK THAT BITCH!

by MetropolitanMudslide October 22, 2017