One Haffahour

The amount of time one should wait before meeting a pimp or dealer at a night club.

"Meet me down at the Jaguar Club in One Haffahour."

by SRM0012 December 29, 2009

Hoffmad

Extremely angry; furious; livid, in a way Michael Hoffmann would react.

Today I couldn't go to the gym and I lost my favorite flannel, it made me Hoffmad.

by BAWSE June 13, 2010

Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

hoffman special

Drinking both beer and whiskey at once. Alternating sips between the two beverages. Any variety of beer and whiskey will do but preferably bud light bottle and jack on the rocks.

Dude I had a rough day I could really use a Hoffman Special.

by killa killa z December 1, 2010

biscuit-hoffer

An overweight person, often with a large fupa, known for lack of self control and a love of pastry

Mike set me up on a blind date last night, when I walked in and she was a total biscuit-hoffer, I decided maybe I like being single. I hate Mike.

by annanugg September 14, 2010

hoffnar

A short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.

***In front of girls***

Hoffnar: "Hey Craig..how much do you weigh now?"
Craig: "I weigh about 200 even"
Hoffnar"Ha did you hear that ladies?? Craig is so fat! I only way 190!"

***Even though Craig is 5 inches taller***

by wsuBlaze December 1, 2006

haffatard

It's your one friend that makes a mess every time, but is not retarded.

dammit! Jim broke another glass. I swear he's haffatard!

by jonesberger March 19, 2019