Hembree Hosedown

An event immediately following a Cleveland Steamer when the "Steamed on" party is laid down outdoors and hosed off by being urinated on.

Mark and Dave giggled in the backyard as they followed up a Cleveland Steamer with a Hembree Hosedown.

by Kimberly Clark May 28, 2008

You're hosed

"You're hosed." = "You're sh*t out of luck."
You are now in a hopeless position, with no known ways of escape or solution.
A polite way of saying "You have no hope."

"Hey Nick, my mother in law is coming to town next week. Any chance that one of your family members have died or something? Is there a funeral going on? I am really not trying to see her."
"Sorry John, unfortunately for you - no one has died. Looks like you're hosed."

by The guy who knows a lot. October 25, 2014

hosed

the MIT version: to be completely mentally and physically exhausted from completing some form of academic work typically within the last 8 hours of it being due.

Man I am hosed, I stayed up all night finishing a pset.

by C May 13, 2005

hosed

to be intoxicated. to be drunk to the point of memory loss and the possibily of pissing the bed becomes high.

If we drink all these 40's we're gonna be hosed.

by Tony April 3, 2005

you are so hosed

it means yes or to agree to something someone says.

"omg this is so kewl!"
"you are so hosed!"

by Ninzi123 May 21, 2008

Tiv-Hosed

When a program that is scheduled to be recorded on your DVR is preempted or cut off early due to a schedule shift by the network (i.e. breaking news, overtime sports event, etc).

1. President Obama was planning to Tiv-Hose the nation by preemtping Lost with the State of the Union address.

2. Motherfucker! I got Tiv-Hosed when the game went into overtime, and the DVR stopped after the fourth quarter!

by B-Bone January 17, 2010

Gay Hosed

When you are chatting with your bros about how awesome the sky is, then you realize it's cloudy out.

Nope, totally gay hosed, I mean cloudy.

by wammybammy October 26, 2016