Hitchhiker

Hitchhiker:

To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.

On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker

by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009

Hitchhiker

A thumb in either the anal or vaginal orifice while in the doggiestyle position.

I might have married the bitch if she had been down with the hitchhiker.

by John Clever March 19, 2003

hitchhiker

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry

"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"

by EmmyFoofoo May 5, 2008

hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an item that is placed in a geocache, and has instructions to travel to other caches.
Sometimes they have logbooks attached so you can log their travels.
A Travel Bug is an example of a hitchhiker

Placed a hitchhiker in the last cache i found, i sure hope it travels the world!

by outlive December 18, 2006

Hitchhiker

The act of gaping a partner's rectum with the thumbs before sodomy, and thereby "looking down the dirt road for a ride."

With her strap on firmly in place, she started with a hitchhiker to loosen him up before the pegging proper began.

by Nexus7 April 19, 2018

hitchhiker

A clingy, highly potent fart, with a sharp tang. The hitchhiker often appears at tense social gatherings and high protocol events, in which farting with discretion is mandatory at all times. One's cover is blown as the farter's poison spreads and clings to clothing and accessories, leaving a comet trail of scent behind or even advancing before the person in question, all but raising a flag of undeniable guilt. Winston Churchill was infamous for his "hitchhikers", and he used them shrewdly and strategically to gain leverage with diplomats and dignitaries. Some clairvoyants and mystics can actually see the fart shape or fart avatar of the hitchhiker as it follows its "host" around the room.

Also known as the ballroom blitz, cushion creeper, and theNatchez Ninja.

"Carter's having trouble ditching that hitchhiker, crikey!"

by mintymime February 5, 2010

hitchhiker

another word for a tampon

i need to stop by walmart and get a superpack of hitchhikers

by kada1993 July 26, 2007