hitchhiker

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry
"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"
by EmmyFoofoo May 06, 2008
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