heel

The act of sitting on one's heel in an effort to prevent shitting one's pants. Heeling refers to the allowance of gas to pass through while keeping the contents of one's colon from being expelled until such a time that a bathroom can be found. Heeling can be paired with the pretense of tying one's shoes to keep passersby from suspecting something is wrong.

Tom felt the onset of bubble guts and immediately knelt to the ground to heel, so the goosebumps could pass and allow for safe passage to the restroom without accident.

John was heeling in his cubicle waiting for the opportune time to run to the restroom for some much needed relief.

by alupinthat April 25, 2010

heel

The heel is the end of the bread. the really crunchy parts good for grilled cheeses. i believe it came from my redneck family right here in the heart of Oklahoma.

"Hey yall give me the heel its the best part."

by LINZ July 30, 2004

heel

the round sexiest part of a womens foot.

katy let me lick the sweat of her round heel

by gemma's foot slave March 5, 2005

heel

The last bit of alcohol in a bottle, usually half an inch to one and a half inches deep. Often left over after a night of hard drinking.

I can't afford to go to the liquor store, so I'm gonna drink all these heels.

by kingwolfos February 6, 2010

heel

The beginning part of a shit, usually a compacted bulbish knob.

"That turd was over 18 inches long, heel to fink!"

by TMOUS May 18, 2006

heel

The one word that should not be said in front of Ric Flair

Fan: "Wow! What a heel turn!"
Flair: "WHAT? YOU SAID THAT WORD? YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT! ONLY WE CAN!"

by Mister Ignorant June 23, 2004

Heel

The most crusted ends of a bread loaf.

Bread heels make the most excellent grilled cheese sandwiches.

by Heavy-Duty July 25, 2014