heel

The beginning part of a shit, usually a compacted bulbish knob.

"That turd was over 18 inches long, heel to fink!"

by TMOUS May 18, 2006

fink

The tapered end of a shit caused by the asshole closing.

"That turd was 18 inches long from heel to fink!"

by TMOUS May 18, 2006

typerbole

Exaggerated statements or claims made on a email list or in an onlie forum that are not meant to be taken literally.

"Jim is back on the list and letting loose with the Typerbole again.

by tmous July 27, 2007