Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

by nessy gen 3 January 10, 2018

Fat ass head ache

Giving someone a fat ass head ache in a good way.

Shaylie your giving me a fat ass head ache

by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020

Fat ass head ache

When someone is giving you a head ache in a good way :)

Shaylie your giving me a fat ass head ache

by Axdrerrzz October 28, 2020

head aches

pain

I hate head aches. ahh!

by guccidogbeds April 1, 2021

12 guage headache

The application of a substantial amount of lead to the brain pan of someone who has become bothersome.

The dude tried to hold me up, so I pulled out the shot gun from under the counter and gave him a 12 guage headache that asprin won't fix.

by MACV July 25, 2008

convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

by ZCMC March 30, 2009

mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009