having my ass

Having my ass is a phrase used when you cannot believe something. It is typically used in somewhat unpleasant situations. It is similar to the term deadass and can be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it.

by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007

have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.

A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.

by NADROJ January 21, 2004

I'd have your ass in a casket

An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.

See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.

Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."

or

Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"

by Lacey Smiley January 13, 2011

Does Brooke have a fat ass

Yes she has a bouncy fat delicious ass

Dude does Brooke have a fat ass. YES

by Applebee 🔪🩸😻 August 16, 2020

Shut Yo Chip Having Ass Up

A phrase used when one of the homies is eating chips on the mic a little too loud and the rest of the party is fed up with him/her.

“Chewing Noises”

“Shut yo chip having ass up dawg”

by HemiHusky81 July 6, 2022

you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.

ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

by ni double g a June 13, 2025