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god hates us all

guy 1: god hates us all was one of slayers best albums
guy 2: slayer rule
by little cheeze December 9, 2007
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ree_boy_hates_rule_34

this is a strange person who came out of nowhere how come>
you: looking at the urban dictionary

Urban dictionary: ree_boy_hates_rule_34
by ree_boy_hates_rule_34 February 27, 2021
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god hates bigots

The opposite of god hates fags. If you see someone holding a god hates bigots sign, give him/her a thumbs up, unless you are a bigot, in wich case just stand there and wait to be struck by lightning(Note: I am an Athiest and straight).
Bigot: "Hey, what's with the god hates bigots sign...UUUGGGH!
(Suddenly has a heart attack.)
by VanHelsing March 1, 2008
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god hates pudding

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all pudding and those whom allow pudding to exist ("Jello eaters"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of pudding, carrying signs stating that God hates pudding, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for pudding.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to pudding and "Jello eaters." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or doesn not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate pudding, he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Hates pudding" shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates pudding" goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."
God Hates Pudding is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their puddings funeral.
by Tant Lover November 18, 2006
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God hates you

Dude: "Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a dolla and fo' quato's popped out."

You: "God hates you."

Dude: *cries in corner*
by Jake the Ninja February 11, 2010
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because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.
Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*
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bungie hates me

What one says when they get bullshitted in halo. Or an excuse for them sucking at it.
Player 1: Man, why do you suck at halo so much?
Player 2: Bungie hates me.
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Player 1: Man, that was total fucking bullshit!
Player 2: Yeah, bungie hates me.
by FuckMAHOLE December 28, 2008
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