Hatchback Snatch

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.

She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.

by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018

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Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.

Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

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Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

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Hatchback envy

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

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hatchback girl

The type of girl you don't take home to mama. Big booty, small hips, small mind.

Wow, Nicki Minaj is a real hatchback girl!

by Rainybow July 2, 2017

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Scandinavian Hatchback

A process of sending mail in Scandinavia. You must insert your mail and a payment of 10 acorns into the hatch in the rear of a donkey and pray the donkey does not get lost on the way to its destination.

- "I've paid my morgage 5 times this month but it always gets lost in the mail."

- "Have you sent it by Scandinavian Hatchback?"

- "That's exactly why it got lost."

by The dude who mooed February 22, 2009

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