Crazy Random Happenstance

Term to describe an extremely random or coincidental event that has occured.

John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!

Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!

John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.

by EdSavitzLastLover May 21, 2009

fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.

I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.

by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011

Happenstache

When one or more people share the same type and colour of moustache.

Wow, What a random happenstache, your moustache looks like mine!

by LibiMuffin June 5, 2010

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011

Fappenstance

Something that happens by chance whilst fapping.

John was cranking down full throttle and Linda walked in by fappenstance; impressed by his tenacity she jumped in to ride his glory clutch.

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016

Happenglance

while you stare for an uncomfortably ridiculous amount of time at a person, pondering your thoughts around whether they look/are/or remind you of somebody, they 'happen' to become aware of your interrogational viewing and look straight at you

Is that? No it can't be, or could it, he's got. Damn! he knows I'm looking at him and he's looking at me, it was a 'happenglance'

by Katmandu November 11, 2016

happenschance

it happens by chance some dictionaries list happenchance, but don't define it except as "noun"...too obvious?

suddenly surrounded with hundreds of little fish... irredescent blue bodies...black pupils eyeing me...suspended in thoughless time...
an extended moment...
through total happenschance (is that a word?)

by StefanOnKauai September 16, 2007