Happenglance 

while you stare for an uncomfortably ridiculous amount of time at a person, pondering your thoughts around whether they look/are/or remind you of somebody, they 'happen' to become aware of your interrogational viewing and look straight at you

Is that? No it can't be, or could it, he's got. Damn! he knows I'm looking at him and he's looking at me, it was a 'happenglance'

Happenglance by Katmandu November 11, 2016

crazy random happenstance 

a quirky twist of fate, synonym of coincidence, as shown in "Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog"

Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!

crazy random happenstance by fred carpinski February 25, 2009

happenstance 

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

happenstance by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

happenstance 

happening by coincidence, accidentally and unintended

By happenstance, my mom and my dad were both shopping for each other's gift in the same store.

happenstance by Caro D December 15, 2008

Happenstance 

When something happens that makes you say.. FUCK.

(cops show up)
Well this is a happenstance.... FUCK

Happenstance by JOE SCHMO468889 February 13, 2009

Crazy Random Happenstance 

Term to describe an extremely random or coincidental event that has occured.

John: Oh I love rhubarb, it's one of my favourite foods!

Shaun: Me too! I love rhubarb!

John: Wow! What a Crazy Random Happenstance.

Crazy Random Happenstance by EdSavitzLastLover May 21, 2009

Happenance 

First said by Ryan Lawrence known for being a terrible fantasy baseball manager who values talents such as John Buck and Yovani Gallardo who are both terrible players. The word has no real meaning and is used whenever you want

Ryan mispronouncing a word is not a happenance

If it happens more than once its not a happenance

Ryan: please suck my balls because I like men... happenance

Happenance by GayJorge March 25, 2013