Chocolate Handcuffs

The act of "popping" ones ball or balls (depending on elasticity) into one's partner anus and then requesting for them to clench. Once restrained in this manner the only "key" is a good push hopefully not dislodging any foreign matter other than your testicle/s

"Man why are you walkin funny?"
"That chick at the cafe we saw yesterday didn't want to let me go so she restrained me with her chocolate handcuffs! I'm gunna be out of action for a few days."

by craig101 January 8, 2012

paper handcuffs

A limitation that should not be an issue. IE: you should be able to bust out of paper handcuffs but they are "technically" handcuffs. Typically a corporate rule or government restriction that is imposed seemingly to create a "maximum" or prevent overuse or abuse.

A daily withdrawal limit from your checking account is such a paper handcuff.

Only 2 per customer? What a paper handcuff!

This legislation imposes paper handcuffs on the public.

by Korwill March 7, 2017

liquid handcuffs

long-term addiction to methadone.

Since I got off heroin I've been in liquid handcuffs for twenty years.

by pagangirl November 1, 2005

Scottish handcuffs

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010

golden handcuffs

An analogy for the restrictions put upon oneself when they graduate from college, get a "career job" and a house loan.

You're living the good life, but you're stuck in a 9 to 5 world for the foreseeable future.

"Joe just got a job at Microsoft, so he and Sally decided to finally put a down-payment on that house they've been eyeing."

"Oh really? Sounds like he just put on the golden handcuffs. Want to bet on when they have a kid?"

by Pyrocat April 18, 2008

Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met

fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him

by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006

dutch-handcuffs

the art of double fisting a woman, a fist in each hole. thusly resembling human handcuffs.

originated in holland

el gringos mum is a dutch handcuff

by banjo November 5, 2004