Half baked is A funny movie for and with stoners. Dave chapple, #1 comedian is also in it which adds more laughs.
by Stoner(andrew nguyen) January 13, 2006
is a name used to describe someone that isn't fully complete. Just like pottery on a potters wheel, it is shaped into a beautiful piece of art. If something goes wrong, it is deformed and the process to shape begins again. We are all being baked, going through trials in life. If we give up, we are only half-baked.
by diaryofafruitcake March 06, 2011
1. A more proper way of saying retarded or gay when used as a synonym for stupid. Esp. when frustrated.
2. A great stoner movie of course!
2. A great stoner movie of course!
Guy 1: Yeah man I've been calling all day but the shits bein all half-baked I cant even get through.
Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.
Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.
by Paradigm Shift January 15, 2014
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....
by smurfy May 20, 2004
A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
by The Two Headed Dog March 16, 2019
‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’
*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’
*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
by Bricklayer Steve November 23, 2018
Formerly Bitch and Moan. This forum encompasses anything that is not full and complete enough to better fit into the conversationalist forum, Spurious Generalities. This is a place where you can make a poll, ask a dumb question, start a game thread, or even flame, bitch and moan to your hearts content.
Don't get Half Baked!
by bobsmith April 15, 2005