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gwumpalump

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
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gwomble

gwomble (verb) successful and deft attempt at, to get, to own, to grab.
First joe gwombled her number, then two days later he gwombled her goodies. to gwomble
by sandspit July 31, 2007
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Glomp

v, to glomp
NOT sexual, it is the action of one person lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.
A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.
The term is used extesively in anime culture, as well as online in text form (anime because many anime characters do this often, and online because it is short and descriptive).
real life:
A runs at B as if to bowl her over, but instead picks up B and spins her around while squeezing her tightly.

online:
-*glomp!*
=hi!.. *squeek!* cant breathe ^-^
-*loosens grip*
by Angelknight dotorg February 18, 2003
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Gompy Balls

The act of feces being violently reflected off of porcelain by the anus in such a matter that said feces spackles the underside of the testicles when taking a poop.
I took such a powerful shit that i had to wipe my gompy balls.
by keepinit247 February 21, 2011
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GnomPlayz Day

GnomPlayz Day Is the day where We Praise GnomPlayz, because he created ToOSUS and it got a 32.5/30. Jakified is not fat tho
GnomPlayz day is coming soon!
by Mario_123456 December 19, 2020
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Gwoping

To make money by any means. Comes from the word "Gwop" which is another term for money.
Joe: Were you working today?

Mike: Yea bro, I was gwoping it up.
by asvdawg July 28, 2011
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Glomp

A hug in the manner of a small child, similar to a bearhug but often including one or both legs as well as arms. Also a hug in which the hugger jumps and catches the victim by surprise or off-guard. Occasionally referred to as a cross between a running tackle and a bearhug.
A charges at B while B is unaware and body-slams them spread-eagle and latches onto them with all four limbs! B screams in surprise and gasps for air. Realizing it was not an attack, B hugs A back. :3

>>>what A did would be considered a "Glomp"<<<
by Kurau Sky August 6, 2009
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