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glenning

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating directly on ones automobile. Mostly done while intoxicated. Similar to lloyding.
"Dude, im so wasted right now, im gonna go glen this guys car"
"hey dont go glenning just anyones car, thats the police cruiser"
"Dude, you saved my life"
by negus69 August 27, 2008
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Gwinning

The act of doing something really cool. Based off of Charlie Sheen's "Winning", It takes it to a whole new level.
Q. What are you doing with your life?
A. Gwinning, Duh!
by Sg095924 May 6, 2011
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gwening

1-Being bubbly and optimistic, looking on the bright side!
2- not having any luck with anything but still keeping an open & optimistic mind
1-stop whining and start gwening!
by dolphins13 December 18, 2015
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Genning

The act of staring into space for no apparent reason. Usually you stare at a spot directly next to a person, ending in awkward eye contact after you snap back to focus.
"Im going to be Genning and stare into space"
by Not-E-Ehl-Eye December 19, 2012
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Glenning

When a TV show or movie makes you believe a character is dead, but later reveals they are not
"Darryl got shot!" "Nevermind, they were just Glenning us"
by SpudTheSpartan July 5, 2016
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Glenning

The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.

Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.

Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.

In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:

Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."

Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"

Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017
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Glenning

The fine art of coming in early with apparent good intentions.
I glenned todays shift without any real bennefit. Glenning at its finest.
by Scouseperson October 20, 2020
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