The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.
Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.
by El Cesar July 13, 2009
Get the Gaucho Slap mug.german word for beer pong also synomous with partying and having sex with many girls in different places at different times. Also an olympic sport.
Dude, danny is such a pro at gauchenschnoffing, but it sucks that he got a broken bat and is out for olympic trials.
by Bartledog69 May 19, 2011
Get the gauchenschnoff mug.The sun and the unseasonably hot weather made Andersen feel faint to the point where she felt like she was about to gauch out at Aziz's barbeque party.
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