Gurpism

A very retarded and gay person that struggles to live by society’s standards.

An example of a person with ‘Gurpism’ is the founder of ‘Gurpism’, Gurpreet.

“Yo! That man has Gurpism!”

by Marques Walker Sr. September 30, 2019

gurporbs

This means "goodbye" in a different language. That language? Probably from a different universe. Origin: Autocorrect had a seizure. That's it.

Joseph: Thanks for having me around! See you some other time. Gurporbs!
Josephine: What?

by sluoush June 30, 2020

purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.

Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

Gurple

A post cum butt queef spray. More accurately, a gooey spray fart after cumming in a girl's ass and pulling out. When pulling out you get sprayed with a gooey, grayish purple like substance.

She gurpled all over me after I pulled out of her ass.

Don't gurple when I pull out.

by Wordstylez October 30, 2020

gumpy little geck

Something you call someone who says something completely ridiculous.

" Looking good Ben"
" Justine you're a gumpy little geck!"

by Justineiscool October 14, 2013

gurpreet singh gill

The absolute mad lad. The enforcer, conquerer, toucher. Clash of Clans player (town hall 7). He is a tank, of superior quality, once you meet this man you will never be satisfied with anyone else. He is an absolute Ooga Booga or Shrek no in-between.

your girl: "hey I saw a Gurpreet Singh Gill yesterday and I'm breaking up with you"
you: "ok, I understand"

by Gillh November 15, 2020