cum gurning

The sometimes cute, sometimes ridiculous and always hilarious expressions made by young starlets taking a face load of man batter during the money shot at the end of a grumble flick.

Derives from the term used to describe the facial contortions of toothless old men in certain old English pub competitions.

Bob: did you see that young sperm dumpster that was cum gurning at the end of Jungle Fuck Bunnies IX ?

Albert: Yes, she looked very surprised to catch a half a tub of yoghurt on her forehead.

by Stinkfingers October 13, 2010

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Gurning

To cry/moan about something

Usually said in Northern Ireland

"Andrea stop yer gurning"

"Gonna end up gurning in a minute"

by LazerboxOfFrogs November 3, 2012

gurning

symptoms: sometimes tight jaw syndrome and the abilty to waffle bollox.

by fluff ball September 2, 2003

gurning chimp

George Bush

Yes, you know he is

by oracle March 12, 2004

gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

Gurning

The grotesque face a creature may pull may they are absolutely fucking pinging.

As seen on Gurners of the Galaxy

Mate, what did you take last night? You were fucking gurning.

by RoryStuff September 1, 2019