Gurney Journey

When you take too many drugs and your jaw uncontrollably starts chattering or clenching.

Ella: ‘Graham, your jaw is out of control, you’re clenching your teeth and they’re chattering too!’
Graham: ‘Yeah, I’m on a Gurney Journey’

by Obella & Ellaron October 26, 2019

gurney my deck

Giving oneself a very sloppy, deep-throat blowjob.

I need to work on my flexability so I can gurney my deck.

by SlurpieJoe June 26, 2020

Gurney

A word only to be used in a negative way to describe a moozer, a schmoozer, or an otherwise Mooklin. Usually accompanied with the following nicknames: Mooklin, Mookster, Mikey Moo, McMichaelton, The Mook, Mookel, Mookelhaus, or Mookeltin. You can usually find him with henny, and when bae is squad but finna is lit.

Wow, that Mikey Mookster Mooklin McMichaelton is a real gurney.

by Eric Krisp December 13, 2016

gurney journey

a journey on a stretcher to the hospital after being incapacitated

a guy got pissed off at this dude in a bar so he sent him on a gurney journey straight past Pluto

by superiorbreed August 20, 2018

Bud Gurney

High quality marijuana. The kind that will lay you out.

Bud Gurney’s got me down on the couch watching Columbo.

by Vader Baconator September 26, 2020

Donnie Gurney

loving and caring person and is a god and loves someone very much and would do anything for her Love is a variety of feelings, emotions, and attitude. For some love is more than just being interested physically in someone, it's an emotional attachment. Love is more of a feeling that a person feels for another person. ... The basic meaning of love is to feel more than liking towards someone.

Donnie Gurney is cute

by 24dgurney October 22, 2019

Gurney Surfing

How you get yourself hospitalized and go through a revolving door of residential treatment centers to stay at places, sleep all day, and not have to work: all at your insurance’s cost.

That Morty has been to three treatment centers for no reason, he’s totally gurney surfing!

by LeadCA April 4, 2025