Gurmeet

1.Sikh meaning of "God's friend"

2.A person who always laughs or smiles:D

My name is Gurmeet, gurmz or gurmu for short.

by Humty Dumty April 1, 2009

gunreet

she's hot ass bitch who could make make anyone drool

who's gunreet?
oh she's my comfort person and she's really pretty

by mayayayaya July 23, 2021

Gurneesh

Masturbate

How the hell did you get so many steps on your fitbit at that time in the morning?!...... Wait were you doing a Gurneesh?

by Mr Ribbons July 18, 2020

Gurmeet

Indian Origin, meaning: Friend of the guru (one who is regarded as having great knowledge); therefore, it can only be assumed that Gurmeet has many connections that are deep rooted. He is an intelligent, handsome, and betimes mysterious man with a silken tongue.

Crossing him may result in your immediate disappearance, exclusion of your picture on the back of a milk carton; a picture he likely took himself.

Brownies may be your only salvation from his wrath.

"I didn't tell Gurmeet that I drank his last soda at work and when I woke up in the morning, I was naked & alone in the Arazona desert!"

by Thornless February 3, 2010

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Gurnee Mills

A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.

Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.

by izcool May 9, 2006

Gurnet

Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.

Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.

by Fucktard500 May 23, 2011