i live in a nice, big apartment, do what i want to do, have a great job, travel, eat out when i feel like it, no kids. high disposable income. and my mom LOVES my boyfriend.
by american in germany March 19, 2004
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by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021
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by And What?! August 21, 2005
Get the guppy mug.a small, derpy fish that is easy to breed. throw 2 or 3 of them in a cup of water, and in about a month you will have 300 guppies. people will pay about 50 cents a guppy, and up to 60 dollars for a pime breeding pair of guppies, such as a double sword snakeskin, maybe a maroon moscow, or a red grass variety guppy.
the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.
the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.
by guppy breeding guru August 20, 2012
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by lethallena December 22, 2008
Get the Guppy mug.An improv comedy podcast on which Will Hughes and Gary Butterfield discuss every item, trinket, boss, expansion, character, floor, rock, pickup, card, rune, and poop in Edmond McMillan's popular game The Binding of Isaac. This podcast has spawned manny beloved characters, such as Wiggle Will, Taffy, a frozen block of soup in Gary's intestines, dragon Will, Gary Galavant, and Demon Will. Fans of Guppy are known as the ASMRmy, due to the prevalence of a segment early on in the show wherein a host would read a Binding of Isaac seed in an ASMR voice. Five stars.
by TC_Ripper May 13, 2021
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That Bob's such a Guppy -- he thinks he's saving the planet by driving a hybrid when meanwhile he makes 200K a year working for a conglomeration which buys goods from foreign countries employing 12 year olds who rip out their own rain forests for raw goods.
by Chakaman October 23, 2008
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