snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.

Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.

by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009

gunkerblasted

When home boy gets blasted with cum and can't speak.

Me and yo boy got hella freaky behind the gas station, he was gunkerblasted 😈😈

by Winterq July 6, 2022

Gamer Gunk

Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!

"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M

by ASL- 12, Chair-kin, Basement August 18, 2016

gunel

Gunel, an uncommon female name in Turkish dialect speaking areas. from the Turkish word meaning "beautiful brown eyes"

I saw Gunel last night, man she keep's getting hotter and hotter.

by stupidyank February 23, 2010

Snatch Gunk

The gunk that comes out of a woman's vagina. Hopefully. First heard in Episode 4, Series 1, of Misfits.

"I can't break up with her, without travelling back in time!"

"Tell her she's got nasty snatch gunk."

by Fishenator December 18, 2011

Gamer Gunk

The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.

Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!

by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020

Gurnek

The most unique sikh boy you’ll ever meet. He's always dealing with a lot but doesn’t let people see that. He likes making others happy. He is super geeky but also the coolest ever. He knows how to make people smile. He’s a trendsetter because he does everything his own way and doesn’t give a fuck abt ur opinion. He’s also the type that u can bring home to mom:)

Gurnek is so cool.
Gurnek is so sweet I could marry him!

by byebyebyebyebye July 5, 2020