A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun "cumadre".
As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn't mind if you get a gumada.
My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.
My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.
by succulentboi March 18, 2004
Get the gumada mug.A word used by Italian-Americans (or those that like their slang) to refer to a man's mistress. It is a corruption of the Italian word "comare", meaning godmother. See "gumba" for the equivalent (sort of) term for men.
by kendallzemp May 1, 2010
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Guy 2: I already hit up my Jersey gumara! Shes coming through with a few of her friends for the boys too
Guy 2: I already hit up my Jersey gumara! Shes coming through with a few of her friends for the boys too
by dakid9 March 4, 2019
Get the Gumara mug.A slang word used to describe the mistress of a married mobster. The gumar is the girl that they see "on the side", because they can do things with them that they would rather not do with their wives (See example below).
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.
To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
There is no shame expressed by the mobsters, generally, about their girlfriends, they all have them, and they love their wives and family dearly, but just need to have other sexual venues, as well as a place to stay the night when in "the doghouse" or out very late, etc.
To learn more, watch Analyze This, Goodfellas, and The Sopranos
Dr. Ben Sobel: What happened with your wife last night?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
Boss Paul Vitti: I wasn't with my wife, I was with my gumar.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Are you having marriage problems?
Boss Paul Vitti: No.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Then why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: What, are you gonna start moralizing on me?
Dr. Ben Sobel: No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?
Boss Paul Vitti: I do things with her I can't do with my wife.
Dr. Ben Sobel: Why can't you do them with your wife?
Boss Paul Vitti: Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?
by tazzman31 November 7, 2009
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Get the gumar mug.A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.
That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.
by Football2492 July 23, 2012
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