dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy

NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022

Gulpy Cathy

A thirsty grandma.

You: "Yo Bro - why you lettin that old woman mack on you?"
Friend: "I dunno man... those sags... "
You: "You want'm?"
Friend: "Ya...."
You: "Well, maybe you'll be lucky and she'll be a Gulpy Cathy..."
Friend: "Dude, I hope so...."

by Lady Nelson April 17, 2010

gumpy

When two people who seem to have no skill in anything, have big feet, are awkwardly tall, and move their hands wildly play each other in a one on one game of basketball.

Damn fool... Caleb and Brett are hella gumpy out their on the court. They should be euthanized or something.

by DSizzzzzzzzzzle January 11, 2009

Gumpy

Someone who is dorky and uncordinated like.

Man that guy is gumpy as hell

by MattPo May 24, 2003

Glumpy

A portmanteau of the words glum and grumpy meaning to be sullen, gloomy, and irritable at the same time.

Example: Don't bother John. He's glumpy this morning. Wait until he's finished his coffee.

by Chatelain May 10, 2020

gulpyslurpy

gulpyslurpy: When a girl is hard core slurping on your cock and you both gulp at the same time thus breaking the space time continuum, giving you both 5-10 minute long oragasms.

Dude1: I just got the best gulpyslurpy I could really feel her throat muscles at work man I love gulpyslurpies

Dude2: man thats some righteous shit

by WyomingTheWordGuru August 25, 2020

gumpy

Can be used in different terms, but the true definition of gumpy is used to describe someone in a not necessarily offensive way, just kind of matter-a-factly.

Typically gumps are:
-tall
-gangly
-dorky
-goofy
-square
-dumpy

mostly teen boys 15-19/

Stop being so gumpy.

by whoosyadaddy October 1, 2006