Guitard 

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard

Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song

Guitard by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009

guitard 

Someone who can't play guitar

Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.

guitard by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013

Guitard 

1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.

"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."

"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."

Guitard by Samyool080 July 15, 2019

GUItard 

Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.

Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.

GUItard by Tyler Betz March 31, 2008

Guitard 

A retard holding a guitar!

Wow! That guy in the stair well is a total GUITARD! Did I just say guitard?

Guitard by John Roumanis May 16, 2006

Guitard 

A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.

Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.

Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."
Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."

Guitard by A nother October 17, 2008

Guitard 

Above and beyond retard.

Man taylor's such a guitard. Gaylor Poulet the ultimate guitard.

Guitard by Steppage July 24, 2011