by Heartwand January 13, 2021
Get the Johnnie guilbert mug.Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
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by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021
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One of the sweetest person’s I know. He is so caring, sweet, kind, and one of a kind. If you ever find a Guillermo, he’s a keeper ❤️ He will always be there for you and you will find reasons to fall in love with him more and more each day. He might come off as the girl of the relationship but that’s okay. I love him so much. So ladies, you better stay away. He’s MINE! But yeah a Guillermo is the best.
Guillermo is mine.
by Someone-u_dont-know July 1, 2018
Get the Guillermo mug.He is perfect! He is anything anyone could ask for, as he is trusting, caring, handsome, funny, smart, intelligent and everything else. The only down side is that he can be annoying sometimes, but that only means he loves you!
I love Guilherme! He is a really cool guy!
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Get the Guildford Grammar School mug.Guilherme is a Portuguese name, not very usual but on the other hand not rare. It is given to a person who is extremely cool and chilled.Someone who loves sports and absolutelly adores partying.
Handsome, attractive and fit are very common characteristics for someone called Guilherme. Also tends to bang fir ladies.
Handsome, attractive and fit are very common characteristics for someone called Guilherme. Also tends to bang fir ladies.
by YourAnimous November 23, 2011
Get the Guilherme mug.a really cool french guy, he's a sensation. No one can compete even if you try. He is better than everyone and don't even try denying it, you will get destroyed. If you ever confront him, you will lose, DO NOT EVEN TRY
stupid normal guy: Hey, do you know Guillaume?
good guy: Don't even mention him, you'll get destroyed!!
stupid normal guy: Guillaume?
*gets destroyed*
good guy: Don't even mention him, you'll get destroyed!!
stupid normal guy: Guillaume?
*gets destroyed*
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