guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

by Princess August 27, 2003

Gilfette

Grandma I Love to Fuck, created to distinguish from a GILF (grandpa)

“Hey did you see Chad’s nanna? She’s such a gilfette!”

by skunk_toast January 12, 2022

guidette

The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.

"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"
"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"

by Gnossos_the_wise April 9, 2006

Gillette Blade

Gillette blade is a term used to describe bisexual women because a Gillette blade cuts both ways.

“I think Sally’s a Gillette blade... yesterday I saw her flirting with Margaret and Tommy.”

by Dariaismyspiritanimal June 11, 2018

Go Gillette

To go shave one’s body hair.

Bish ya pussy too damn hairy, go Gillette.

I need to go Gillette before my date tonight.

My ballsack is screaming go Gillette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

Guidette

Female counterpart to the Guido, meaning vapid, vain, and shortsighted. Located largely in the tri-state area or wherever there is a high density of Italian families. Can be spotted generally according to lack of clothing, and lack of breathability in said clothing. Often speaks in a high, shrill voice---almost like a mating call to attract guidos. Daily life consists of clubbing, tanning, shopping, perhaps exercise or work, and not a whole lot else.

If I spent the same amount of time studying as a guidette spends on her appearance, I could've gone to Harvard.

by bluebracelet November 15, 2009

guidette

A stupid whore with bleached blond dyed hair with excess black roots, gel/ hairspray, highlights, and eyemake up. Extra fake boobs usually pop out of the "Italian Princess" shirt that was purchased 10 sized too small with an exposed long dangly silver belly button ring that was most likely pierced at a grimey stand on the board walk. Stretchy fake denim jeans in which the playboy G string will be exposed to accent the playboy bunny necklace that can be found around the neck.
You can find these specimens on myspace whoring themselves, on a guido's top eight, at any grimey club that plays DJ insane, or at local malls usually socializing with other guidos and guidettes.
If spotted, feel free to hock a loogie.

Katie: Hey, did you see that guidette?
Sam: Yeah, I hocked a loogie at her.
Jen: She was irish.

by Judgeram September 3, 2006