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Guilmette

It is well known that an actor of merit will often, by a certain facial expression, convey a meaning which the finest flow of language cannot express. ...
person 1..."did you go to the play? the actor was so Guilmette"

person 2..."Yeah, they blew me away! They are amazingly talented!"

Both thinking I wish I was so Guilmette
by learned individual February 9, 2009
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Gillette blade

The word women in the 1950’s used to describe bisexual women- because they “cut both ways”.

A clever and subtle way to describe someone who is bisexual.
Sarah: It’s obvious she’s into guys... but she was hardcore flirting with me last night.

Jess: Maybe she’s a Gillette Blade!
by Tired_and_angry June 25, 2018
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Guidette

(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone.

Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.

Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.

(Sources:

The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)
I think I will go to the Zoo today, The Guidette exhibit just opened.
by MArie8773 January 2, 2010
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Gillette Regret

The moment after shaving your face in which you immediately wish you had not shaved off your facial hair.
As soon as I shaved off my goatee, I suffered from Gillette Regret.
by jtunney December 31, 2010
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Waxxy Gillette

When two friends are double teaming a girl and one prematurely ejaculates inside the girls anus right before switching positions with his friend and is too embarrassed to tell anyone what hes done. The other friend then receives a shocking surprise upon insertion.
Dude, he totally gave me a waxxy gillette last night!
by meow1 June 12, 2009
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gillette bayonet

a name of a kind of prison shank made out of melting a disposable razor blade into a toothbrush or pen with the cutting edge of the blade exposed. used primarily for inflicting injury by slashing other than stabbing.
in the episode cutting edge of the tv series oz, Miguel Alvarez shanks Jorge Vasquez by cutting his throat with a gillette bayonet.
by crock_talkk January 20, 2010
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Gillette

A Woman who acts tough/extremely aggressive towards others
That girl over there she type fiyah...but i dont know. She too gillette for me. She be trying act like a whole nigga”.
by D-Maul August 11, 2018
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