gurneygasm

when you cum in someones mouth with such ferocity that it gets caught in their throat and they choke. you then proceed to give them CPR (cardio pulminary resuscitation) and you suck the cum out and swallow saving their life.

i almost killed jane from the gurneygasm i gave her last night. it was pretty scary

by harro dero April 8, 2007

gurneyman

The baddest mofo in town!

The Gurneyman will bust a cap in yo ass.

by Chachi Malachi June 24, 2003

gurney soldier

One whom sits around at a hospital at the bedside of a patient.
Sitting appearing as to protect the patient.
Protecting the patient like a military guard.

While my wife's mother was in the hospital, her sister sat in the room at her bedside like a gurney soldier.

by DunnerWPB May 28, 2011

Gurneys Law

In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law

Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!

by Didymograptus Gurneyii May 21, 2016

Guffey

A Guffey is one of the most pure beings you may ever come in contact with. The name Guffey is truly a splendid thing to have because it was a royal family from Scotland that came to the Americas during the 1700s. The name Guffey comes from McGuffey again found in Scotland.

Wow, is that a Guffey walking down the street?

by 2-22 oof September 5, 2019

Gurney

While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)

"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"

by The jojo July 29, 2008

guiney tom

a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.

Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."
Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."

by farfanoogan December 6, 2007