guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019

I guess you had to be there

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010

Uh, that's a good guess

something teachers, grown-ups, or coaches say when you got an answer SUPER wrong but they don't want to discourage you

me: *looks at DNA* "is that a roman column"
teacher: Uh, that's a good guess

by freygeothewhy January 19, 2021

Guess What's In My Pants

A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.

Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.

by Rorysmellsplasticpeople March 25, 2005

history of the entire world, i guess

Bill Wurtz makes a 20 minute video where he sings a lot of songs, makes a religion about things, turns the sun into a deadly laser, conquers all... er, most of India, and breaks China a lot.

Dude: Have you seen history of the entire world, i guess?
Other Dude: Duh! THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER!
Dude: Not any more, there's a blanket.

by Meme-o Emo June 1, 2017

Guessathon

To guess at a series of questions given on an exam, by a police officer, or by a girlfriend.

I didn't study at all last night, so my exam was a complete guessathon.

by theAnonymous December 4, 2012

guesstimatrix

Someone who thinks they can estimate cost or duration of a renovation project but who have zero construction experience and really and truly has no clue what is involved. A Guesstimatrix, always a female, is obviously smarter overall than a Guesstimator. Despite this natural female smartitude, Guesstimatrices (plural) have no business estimating costs or duration of projects.

She’s planning another home reno! And we all know it’ll be 300% over-budget and take months longer than planned…next time that Guesstimatrix needs to hire a real contractor!

by Mandi Harmony June 23, 2021