guava

A particularly fun fruit. Green on the outside, pink on the inside. The Juice is simply marvelous. The fruit is popularly served in halves, and chosen over pear halves.

"Would you care for half a pear?"
"I'd far rather half a guava!"

by Tixen April 4, 2005

Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer

People, often caucasian teenagers and young adults, who wear clothing with a picture of Che Guevara on the front, without any prior knoweledge of the history and legacy of his actions. Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers often mistake Che Guevara for a hybrid of Zack de la Rocha, and Hermann Krukenberg, and often aren't aware that his first name is actually 'Ernesto'.

According to many Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearers Guevara was an doctor who had both his hands cut off. He then went to on perform lead vocals in Rage Against the Machine, before they changed their name to Audioslave.

Source: The Clap, 'Che Guevara T-Shirt Wearer'

You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of who he is,
You are a Che Guevara T-Shirt wearer and you have no idea of what he did,
Your not interested in politics and you have no Cuban friends,
You Saw him on a jumper when you was just in Year 10,
You didn't know that he wasn't a singer in a political rock band...

by elursocaT September 28, 2008

Jubilant Guava

When a man slaps the vagina with his testicles with enthusiasm causing him to prematurely ejaculate

Ex) Last night my man went for the Jubilant Guava and I swear some of it went up my nose

by LuciusMalfoy'sCumSlut May 5, 2021

Sweet cute guava

When you find someone cute and amazing. Can't help but smile and admire them.

Your, my sweet cute guava Jhonathan <3

by Ilovealmondtitties November 17, 2022

Che Guevara

This cat fought for the "liberation" of Cuba from tyrants while in fact he helped put in place an even bigger tyrant by the name of Fidel "no more toilet paper for our shitty island" Castro. This "freedom fighter" is 40 percent to blame for the slaughter of innoncent industrialists who sought to make the best of the island's natural resources and keep the savages at bay.

I bet his beard is a hit in Hell where he is burning for eternity with all Amway salespeople and Johnny Carson.

If Charlton Heston had sex with one of the monkeys on "Planet of the Apes" his offspring would have looked like Che Guevara.

by Gary Vitalis August 18, 2009

Che Guevara

Argentine Communist revolutionary who fought alongside Fidel Castro in Cuba's Revolution to overthrow Fulgencio Batista. Although Che's rhetoric is popular among those who oppose imperialism, the United States in general, and capitalism as an economic system, Che also murdered over a thousand Cubans in his short stint as leader of the Cabana prison in Cuba without due process. Supported persecutions of individuals who did not agree with a radical ideology.

"The image of Che Guevara hurts Cubans because of it reminds them of the innocent men and women that Che ordered to be killed in "La Cabana" prison

by Rodolfo M February 3, 2010

Che Guevara

AKA, the Spanish Hitler. Murdered many families, including children in order to push his politicals views on others. Many mis-informed college students don't read about this, and decide to wear his T-Shirts.

That Che Guevara is a real son-of-a-bitch. He killed my grandparents.

by silentthread August 7, 2009