Adjective/Verb. Used to describe situations which are both amusing and acceptable (1). Also frequently used in the negative form to express shock or dismay (2). Can also be used to describe any trek or adventure undertaken whilst under the influence of cannabis (3).
(1) 1: Look, I made a bong out of a pepper!
2: Dude, that's totally guaning.
(2) 1: I raped your mother.
2: Oh what? That's not guaning.
(3) 1: Wanna come over and play Tekken?
2: Can't, I'm guaning on out.
2: Dude, that's totally guaning.
(2) 1: I raped your mother.
2: Oh what? That's not guaning.
(3) 1: Wanna come over and play Tekken?
2: Can't, I'm guaning on out.
by AquamanPaperfaceEditor May 11, 2009
Get the Guaningmug. The action of internally destroying ones inner intestines or disintergrating there ankles in a mere second causing them to be unable to function as human beings anymore.
by The Guan master August 12, 2019
Get the Guan Guan skrt skrtmug. Originally from Chinese and is becoming popular as China is rising up. Guan Xi means relationship, access, inside information, contact...all those that people can use to achieve a certain purpose.
"It's important to have good Guan Xi to do business in China."
"Same as in Latin America, and maybe all over the world."
"Same as in Latin America, and maybe all over the world."
by yorksayokay July 10, 2007
Get the guan ximug. by Daniel rooke April 22, 2008
Get the whata guanmug. 1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
Get the Guan daomug. Highly popular figure in the Three Kingdoms era of China, Guan Yu was known for his awesome strength and unswerving loyality. Also known for long beard and 90+ pound saber lance. Oath brother of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.
by Radish July 30, 2003
Get the Guan Yumug. Guan Yu was said to be worth a thousand soldiers on the battlefield. He was oath brother to Liu Bei & Zhang Fei, and the leader of the Five Tiger Generals of the Shu-Han. Second to none in valor, he was captured by the Wu forces while defending Jing.
by Steve E. Schoen, Jr. October 2, 2003
Get the Guan Yumug.