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Smokin ass fly babe. She the most cute clumsy gurl I eva met, you could pump her up real nice. Yeah
GUY 1: Man you see that
GUY 2: Yeah a guan allright, she broke up manin she free!
GUY: What, I must be dreamin
by Bboyzberollin98 September 2, 2016
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Guan Ken
I love guan Ken
by anonymous March 2, 2021
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Guan

Best looking guy there is and must be a ProGamer. Anyone named Guan has a very cute pet that everyone loves
I wish i was a Guan
by Guan the best November 22, 2021
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guan xi

Originally from Chinese and is becoming popular as China is rising up. Guan Xi means relationship, access, inside information, contact...all those that people can use to achieve a certain purpose.
"It's important to have good Guan Xi to do business in China."
"Same as in Latin America, and maybe all over the world."
by yorksayokay July 10, 2007
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Guan Kiong Teh

A semi-heterosexual male who insists on trying to convince others that he has immense knowledge in various unknown subjects that know one knows. When one such person who has concrete knowledge does appear, he hides back into the guan kiong cave to live in exile with his fellow batu cave bats. Guan Kiong Teh is secretly, the Malaysian batman.
eg. Guan Kiong Teh : Yeah the French here is slightly wrong, it should be this.
Actual person who knows French: Actual, *speaks fluent french* it is perfectly correct.

Guan Kiong Teh : knn smlj
by Lim "GraffikMonkey" Zhi Hua September 19, 2013
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Guan dao

1. A Guan Dao, Kwan Dao, or Kuan Tao is a type of Chinese pole weapon that is currently used in some forms of Chinese martial arts. In Chinese it is properly called a 偃月刀 yan yue dao ("reclining moon blade")

2.The weapon used by Seong Mi-na in Soul Calibur
Jack:*points at a blond* Dude, i impailed that MILF over there last nite ..it was so awesome i am still cumming in my pants thinking about it.

John: ┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ..That lady there is my mom !!! *impales Jack with a Guan Dao*
by zingeraddict October 1, 2011
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Guan Yu

Highly popular figure in the Three Kingdoms era of China, Guan Yu was known for his awesome strength and unswerving loyality. Also known for long beard and 90+ pound saber lance. Oath brother of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.
by Radish July 30, 2003
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