Definitions by Radish
benzona
Ya ben zona! (Son of a bitch!)
schwa
Paint that flakes off of cheap plastic beads and is used for psychological testing, similar to the inkblot tests. When capitalized like SCHWA, it can also be used as a substitute exclamation for exclamations of all shapes and sizes.
Liu Bei
The first emperor of Shu Han from the Three Kingdoms era of China. Highly charismatic and his love for the common people made him a favorite among the heros of the time. Oath brother of Guan Yu and Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei
General of the Three Kingdoms era of China. Extremely strong man with a short temper, Zhang Fei was a frighting warrior to his enemies. Known for his panther like head, large eyes and thick beard. Oath brother of Liu Bei and Guan Yu.
Cao Cao
King of Wei, Prime Minister of the Han and self styled warlord of the Three Kingdoms era of China. Brilliant in politics and a genius in warfare, Cao Cao rose to fame during the Yellow Turban rebellion and later used his small private army to rule half of China within 30 years. After his death, his son Cao Pi removed the Han emperor from power to proclaim the kingdom of Wei, thus ending 400 years of reign from the bankrupt Han.