gruntle

To cause happiness, pleasure, or amusement. It is most often used to denote attempts to cause these to occur in another.

I love this book and thought perhaps it would gruntle you as well.

by Steve Palmer May 31, 2005

gruntled

The opposite of disgruntled. To be happy.

Johnny got his favorite ice cream today. He is very gruntled.

"Why are you so gruntled today Joe?" asked Johnny.

by Davis Wonders January 21, 2006

grettle

Verb; To push a person, generally an ugly old woman, crone, hag, witch, etc., into something hot, such as a fire, hot coals, or an oven. This phrase is an homage to Grettle the Great, who defeated the infamous witch of the candy cottage by heroically pushing her into a hot oven.

Dude, I totally grettled that bitch!

She pulled a grettle when she saved her brother by pushing the witch into the oven.

That insult wasn't a burn, it was an all out grettle.

by Hansel Jr. March 4, 2010

Grustler

One who both grinds and hustles.

Certified Grustler

by Dirtman420 July 10, 2010

grustle

grind + hustle = grustle

"I'm on my grustle."

by mikey star April 17, 2007

grottles

the turkey gobbler piece of skin found between the cock shaft and the ball sac

sometimes when i havent washed, my grottles can be very ichy

by lusid February 26, 2009

Grottle your Kronse

This describes either deliberate or radom accidental injury to the male anatomy.

a) "Oh my God! Did you see that guy just grottle his kronse on that bike? That HAD to hurt!"

b) "I told you if you don't take your hands off of me right now, I am going to grottle your kronse!"

by GorillaEye October 7, 2009