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grunting

Gutteral vocalisation often used in the Death metal scene, and all related musical directions. It's also called 'growling'.
There's understandable growls such as in some Opeth songs, and growls that aren't understandable, just listen to some early Cannibal Corpse songs or something like that.
Growling is done by pushing air with your diaphragm. Allot of people think they can growl by just yelling or talking and then pushing together their throat, but all they're gonna do is mess up their throat and vocal chords. The only correct way is to use your diaphragm.
You can try to bark like a rottweiler right? Like a low, growling and short but powerfull *woof*. Practise that.
Now if you do that, but start *woofing* 1, 2, 3, 4, or A, B, C, D, etc you will start how to use those low *barks* for words. Another way to explain it is that sometimes when you're tired you can create a really loud and raspy sigh. It'll sound distorted and low, but it won't hurt your throat (just like the barks). That's because you use your diaphragm!
Try to control that, use your diaphragm, form words and that way you can start to learn how to growl (or 'grunt').
The highth of your adams apple and the way you shape your mouth and your tongue placement determine the highth of your gutteral vocals.
Styles of growling/grunting:
Low growling; listen to: Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten
High Growling/Screaming; listen to: Children of Bodom - Needled 24/7
Low screaming; listen to; Cannibal Corpse - Make Them Suffer
High screaming; listen to; Chimaira - Pure Hatred or some Nasum song.
by Maniack Xxx July 26, 2006
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Grujin

A hot and spicy Serbian flank that likes to get spanked.
She's so hot, I bet she's a Grujin.
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Gruning

Having sex and dancing at the same time. Derived from sexual mating practices of grunion. Grunion are known for their very unusual mating ritual. At very high tides the females come up on sandy beaches and dig their tails into the sand to lay their eggs. A male then wraps himself around the female to deposit his sperm. For the next ten days the grunion eggs remain hidden in the sand, but at the next set of high tides the eggs hatch and the young grunion are washed out to sea
I was gruning all night at prom with my date.
by Grunin June 26, 2008
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Gruntiness

Noun
A substance that causes Grunts the lowest form of Covenant in the Halo series to become powerful enough to kick the ass of anyone, including Chuck Norris.

All grunts are born with enough power to conquer the known universe, however their brains are too small and weak to unlock this potential so they are stuck as the rank-and-file troops of the Covenant armies. Gruntiness is a mighty substance that lets grunts unlock their incredible power. It equally affects all beings, so if someone took Gruntiness they would become super powerful, however, Gruntiness is so powerful that any non-grunts who absorb Gruntiness will instantly being incinerated by a surge of power. The only non-grunts known to ingest Gruntiness and live are:

Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
Mr. T
Captain Falcon
Ganondorf
The girl from Serenity

The only way a non-grunt could not be instantly incinerated by Gruntiness is to jump into an active volcano and live.

An alternate way for a grunt to be imbued with Gruniness is to do the Gruntiness Dance.
Recipe for Gruntiness:

1 boiled grunt foot
1 cup of splattered grunt brains
500 cups of sugar
The captain's pipe
1 Gummy Bear
The Easter Bunny
5 cups liquid methane
1 tsp. of salt
A chocolate cell phone (as in a cell phone made of chocolate)
7 slices of bacon, one of which has been sneezed on
2 mashed Elite mandibles
1/2 cup of chopped Drone legs
500L of Coca-Cola (Must be name brand!)
1L of beer
2L of vodka
Master Chief's helmet

Put on Master Chief's helmet and mash all other ingredients in a blender. Drink resulting solution, then find the shisno and inhale the gas very slowly for 5 min. Afterwards, take a bath.

Recipe found on Gruntipedia, the Halo Humor Wiki, www.gruntipedia.com
by Xenomorph42Q April 28, 2008
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Grunting Ethel

When you engage in sexual intercourse with any less-than-attractive and/or overweight female who resembles any sort of barnyard animal and she makes sounds similar to that of the previously stated animal.
I had a Grunting Ethel with that fat chick yesterday; she oinked like a pig the entire night.
by Morganism November 9, 2005
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Grungina

1. A vagina that may be grungy due to insertion of nitrous oxide, often video recorded and shared.

2. A proper noun, typically related to a woman but not limited to, of a person who has allowed by consent nitrous oxide to be inserted in an orifice in the lower portion of a human body.

3. A sexual power move involving release of nitrous oxide into the vaginal canal in order to receive pleasure and/or attention.
“This whip cream canister smells like a grungina”
by Fartyana October 12, 2018
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Gunjin

Most amazing person on this horrible planet. Pretty much a goddess. Please marry me Gunjin x3.
Aphrodite is jealous of Gunjins looks
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