Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

by Betdog November 4, 2012

Grundel Grab

The Grundel Grab is a sexual technique attempted by women who read too much Cosmo magazine. This maneuver which involves the prodding of the male sexual partners grundel, will in theory bring him to climax as this is his proposed G-Spot.

The validity of this theory and technique are both questionable due to a lack of substantial scientific and/or medical evidence.

Although rarely attempted, if done without warning, the male partner may resort to violence in order to protect this sacred and noble region, often referred to as "no mans land".

Marisa totally tried to Grundel Grab me but I punched her in the face.

by Mr. Friend July 13, 2009

grundel troll

Small balls of feces hanging from the hair on the grundel. Very similar to dingleberries or cling-ons, but located on the grundel.

My girlfriend found some grundel trolls when she was servicing my unit.

by MajStorm September 28, 2007

Grounded video

A very common type of Goanimate (aka GoToHell) video. Usually, it involves a character, usually from a kids show, having a minor infraction, then suddenly his parents appear and grounds him for an incomprehensibly long period of time , usually at least 1 million years, then the character getting grounded walks away with huge internal screeches.
These videos are often very cringeworthy, with inanimated non-PNG objects and weird movements that defy physics being commonplace. They are so cringy that some mistook them as advertisements by Clorox.

Typical grounded video:
Caillou: I am going to eat some chips
*hand moves to a bag of inanimate chips with a background*
*boris appears*
Boris: *massive internal screech* o o o o o o o o CAILLOU HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT'S IT YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 98532908774 x 10^31 YEARS!!!!!! GO TO UR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!
Caillou: what a a a a a o *another massive internal screech*

by A dying goat October 30, 2018

grundel

An undefined very large amount of something, often used in the computer industry.

There is a grundel of wires in that mess of a network closet.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

high-grounded

The act of losing both your arms and legs within a short period of time.

Person 1- Dude, did you here what happened to Zac?

Person 2- Yeah man, it was brutal. He got high-grounded by a train.

by well alright then boomer February 17, 2020

Grundel Hawk

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.

"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."

by Shower Fart October 25, 2008