grunch

to punch in the grundle

instead of kicking him in the nuts, go grunch that mo fo!

by mastergruncher licker December 8, 2010

grunch

Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)

The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time

by satans' November 4, 2010

grunch

The act of cutting off another driver suddenly when in traffic. Also, you may be the " Gruncher" or the " Grunchee", and it is possible to be " Grunched".

" Oh Damn!! There is the exit. Oh well, I'm gonna grunch this dude in the Kia!!"

by charles mullen April 28, 2004

GRUNCH

Taking a real mean shit

Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.
I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.

by peebot August 7, 2009

grunch

the stench of moldy semen, body odor, old clothing, and human waste that has fermented for many months in a small college dormroom.

Kevin was trying to get his mack on when his bitch said, "It smells like grunch in here!"

by Kevin Patel December 15, 2003

Grunch

Grunch(verb) The act of self fistation, Fisting yourself in the Anal cavity.

"Get your grunch on" - the act of a hearty night of "tearing yourself a new one" *may result in bleeding

by The real Tyler James October 16, 2008

grunch

the smell that is left over after kevin patel takes a large dump in your house that you can smell from the opposite side of the house

i couldn't enter my house because of the horrible grunch smell

by kevin patel January 10, 2004