Grunkle Stan

A law abiding citizen that pays his taxes, follows road safety laws and and runs a absolutely honest tourist attraction called The Mystery Shack he also does not steal radioactive acid from the US government nor does he commit crimes like Pug trafficking, Shoplifting or trespassing, he also is a completely honest person who has never scammed a single person in his life neither is he aware of the 7th dimensional triangle dream demon Dorito named Bill Cipher.

Mabel: Grunkle Stan! The cops are here again!
Stan: Not again! Now which one of these tiles is the trapdoor?

by The man in the walls August 6, 2023

grunkle

only awesome people have the name grunkle <3

what’s your name
grunkle, stan
YOO I LOVED THAT SHOWED

by awesomekin January 17, 2022

Grunklefunkey

Grunklefunkey- Jessamyn's word for cool.

Today was amazingly grunklefunkey!

by WeinerDeluxes October 7, 2009

Garden Grunkle

Are garden art creatures that are metal welded to look like crazed creatures that are trying to take over you yard.

A Garden Grunkle could be a crazy fisherman who's line is going everywhere.

by ssmftw June 21, 2011

gruckle

Any instrument or tool used to stretch open a man's foreskin. Similar to a speculum. Usually for the purpose of smuggling drugs and other small objects. Sometimes for sexual gratification.

"Hey Mike, can you help me get this gruckle off my junk? I think I put in too much cocaine."

by Samson the Mushroom Hunter March 29, 2014

grunkle

A man who has had relationships or relations with both your aunt AND your grandmother. Your uncle, AND your grandpa. Thus, grunkle.

"Uncle Rob is dating grandma now, he's your grunkle"
"I don't want to go to Christmas dinner, grunkle Rob creeps me out"

by leahmarie8390 April 29, 2009

Grunkle

The skin that in cases right ball sacs, usually wobbles whilst walking, but is rarely irritating due to the permadium in the lower regions.

"Man, my grunkle is so much better than my gronkle (the same as grunkle but left sac) today"

by GingerPsychic November 1, 2017