gru

gru is a word that is used when someone is being rude and disrespectful towards female bestfriends.

max lemon is such a gru i hate him!

by rattus stattus June 14, 2020

Gru

A smexy ass man with the nose of Apollo who will do anything for his baby gorls

You: Did you see that guy at the party yesterday?
RanDOM BOi: he was a real gru

by Sydney Moore November 7, 2018

Gru

A man who is the hightt of approximately 3.5 Minions; A whopping 14 feet tall.

Is it relatively troubling that everybody in Despicabe Me, including Gru, is a giant...
AND NOBODY NOTICES???!!!

by The_Random_Dicthead May 20, 2019

Gru

A socially confused up-tight russian like person with huge shoulders that is niether a hero nor a villan. Often associated with a bald guy with a pointy nose. You can use it in a sentence to describe someone that looks strange or is up to no good but you dont have proof of his hostility. Shady figure.

Guy, "That man is such a Gru, look at him"

by Magnusicus July 6, 2017

Gru

big booty koshy daniels

define gru??

by gru gobbler September 13, 2022

Gru

Our lord and savior Gru. He consumes those who dont listen to him to grow 3 inches

Our savior Gru has made it to 10 feet, a true monumental moment indeed

by Peridactl September 15, 2019

Gruing

Shoving a large vinyl figure of a minion from the Despicable me franchise, up your significant other's vaginal or anal cavity with brutal force.

With consent of course.

"Oh what happened to Steve? Haven't seen him in a while."
"Yea they've been gruing a lot with his girlfriend lately."
"oh..."

by LeDarkYellow January 19, 2021