Groupondscum

Groupon users who don't tip worth a shit.

"Look at all the groupondscum here tonight. My tips are going to suck because of all these fucking leeches."

by TABMAN September 8, 2013

groupon

when a bunch of guys happen to have a boner at the same time.

hooker: "it's still full-priced fellas, i don't give a groupon discount."

by dungeons_and_dildos March 18, 2011

grouponed

paying too much for something, just because it's on a "bargain" shopping website; victimized by shifty puffery on a bargain shopping website (like groupon.com)

“dude, you're telling me you paid $100 for for a coupon for 3 large pizzas at a vegan pizzeria 75 miles from where you live? whoa, you got hell of grouponed”

by surf1975 November 21, 2010

groupon cute

someone you would give a try & not spend a lot of money or time on like a groupon deal.

he was groupon cute - i'd see him a couple of times.

we went out on a discount date since she was only groupon cute.

by racerxmas July 7, 2011

Groupon couple

Couples in which both members are low-middle class whose relationship is sustained by multitude of special date night activities such as hot air balloon rides, kayaking and wine tasting tours, and $4.00 movie tickets, offered through a discount site. The couples would never pay for 80% of these activities at a full price.

1) There are so many groupon couples at this kayaking and wine tasting tour.

2) We're rich. We don't need to be a groupon couple.

3) I'm dating a business consultant. I'm so glad I'm not part of a groupon couple anymore.

4) Will you be a groupon couple with me?

by Cinna-money July 13, 2011

groupon anxiety

the preoccupation and feeling of anxiousness and not being able to sleep knowing that a new Groupon will be released after 1am.

Must be remedied ASAP by checking groupon.com

The result of an addiction to groupons, which can't be escaped, even on a vacation to costa rica

(After having sex, 1:30 am) Girl: Come here! Let's go to sleep!

Guy: Hold on! I have to to check to see what today's groupon is, I was thinking about it the entire time I was fucking you

Girl: Ugh! Groupon anxiety again?! I'm gonna yell.

by twinklover April 26, 2010

Groupon

Terrible Customer Service. You need help? Forgetaboutit.

How was the DMV? I got Grouponed.

by livingsoc August 16, 2012