The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.
When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.
by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021
Get the Grooming Jam mug.The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
Get the Grundle Grooming mug.When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.
Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.
by dock & launch August 16, 2013
Get the grouting mug.When a female has a six pack, and your cum on her chest. The cum then fills into the ab lines achieving a grouting affect.
I was banging this chick from cross-fit and I ended up grouting tile because I didn't want a baby with a chick who has a six pack, because girls with six packs are gross.
by Csweenes November 19, 2014
Get the grouting tile mug.The act of luring another with gifts, favors, promises, praise, or bbq ribs with the intent of gaining sexual favors. The perpetrator of "grooming" must have a significant advantage of emotional intelligence, financial independence, intelligence quotient or simply perpetrating against a minor.
Greg- "Hey Corky, would you like some of my tasty barbeque ribs while you watch the baseball game?"
Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"
Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."
Corky- "Huh?"
Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
Corky- "Sure. Corky hungry! Corky loves ribs!"
Greg- "Enjoy, you'll be giving me a {reach-around} later..."
Corky- "Huh?"
Greg- "Just {grooming} you. Finish your beer so we can go to my place."
by nelsonkw1 October 4, 2010
Get the Grooming mug.When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007
Get the grooming your poodle mug.v. The use of a puppy or other young animal to attract children or young people with an ulterior motive in mind.
Oi! Check out the girls going to the old paedo over there with the young golden retriever. He's puppy grooming.
by Jeremyhotpepper April 30, 2011
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