Groot

1. A term used to describe a man who has a deformed penis, not too dissimilar to a tree branch.

2. Also used in much th same way as twat as an offensive term.

1. Hahahaha, he has a groot

2. Some fukin groot has nicked me fuckin wheels

by spluh January 26, 2006

grooted

Acronym for Get Rid Of One Thing Every Day. To eliminate/throw away/give away one item laying around one's household daily, in order to eliminate excessive clutter to better organize things.

I grooted an old can of varnish that had been sitting under my bathroom sink for years.

by Ponsonby Britt September 10, 2013

Grooted

A spiritual term indicating that you are grounded and your roots are firmly set. Ready to take on any task and/or meditate.

I had to get really {grooted} before I spoke to my boss about the raise.

by Enchanted Angel Lights May 04, 2015

groot

to be swoll, buff, fit, athletic, and/or big. to attain muscle

"Dude you are looking groot today"
"You wanna hit the gym and get groot?"

by hyperassnigga123 July 20, 2015

GROOT

The base of the penis.

She wrapped her lips around my GROOT.

by Rich_mcd February 08, 2016

groot

having a special relationship with a person whose name is usually Tina

lets groot

he's a grooter

by grooter99 July 28, 2009

Groots

Grey hair roots.

The lady went into the salon to get her Groots done.

by Annie get your bun. October 29, 2015