Gremlins are a rare species of goblins. They start as fuzzy little creatures called Mogwais but they become disgusting and foul if they get the munchies after midnight. Gremlins come in very interesting and unique varieties of races. Some are green with yellow eyes, some are brown with wight fur, and some have red spines extended out on their backs.
Citrus: Hey, I fed my mogwai and now it’s a gremlin.
Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?
Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!
Jack: WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Citrus: Um, he looks less wimpy and more cool?
Jack: But gremlins are foul creatures!
by The guy with the orange September 23, 2018
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Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
by tikimon September 21, 2005
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The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.
Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."
by judodude64 January 11, 2009
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to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.
to shut the fuck up as they have not stopped screaming at each other for the entire journey.
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2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.
1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"
by Punkhead May 29, 2005
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