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Get the Grogus mug.An unconscious system that sells any and all types of merchandise that involves the Star Wars character Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda) to maximize profits for Disney/Lucasfilm.
Person 1: "What should I get my nephew for his birthday? All I know about him is that he likes Star Wars."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
Person 2: "Grogu capitalism has got you covered. You can get a Baby Yoda anything these days."
by AhsokaTano April 11, 2023
Get the Grogu capitalism mug.That solitary, rogue gray hair that suddenly emerges without warning, seemingly out of nowhere. It’s typically longer than others and can appear anywhere, but is most often found in eyebrows, nostrils, and sometimes down below. Although harmless, it’s highly distracting and needs to be plucked immediately.
by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025
Get the Grogue mug.Pablo: "Hey, what's up, Grogus!"
Grogus: "Did you know that a species of frog commonly known as the 'horror frog' possesses the ability to break its own finger bones in order to make claws to help it out in a pinch? This same species also grows fibers of skin which are very close in appearance to hair."
Pablo: "Can we please just play Minecraft or something?"
Grogus: "Sure! But did you know that the inside of the amazon milk frog's mouth is entirely blue? The species also has a poisonous secretion which looks very similar to milk, hence its name."
Pablo:
Grogus: "Did you know that a species of frog commonly known as the 'horror frog' possesses the ability to break its own finger bones in order to make claws to help it out in a pinch? This same species also grows fibers of skin which are very close in appearance to hair."
Pablo: "Can we please just play Minecraft or something?"
Grogus: "Sure! But did you know that the inside of the amazon milk frog's mouth is entirely blue? The species also has a poisonous secretion which looks very similar to milk, hence its name."
Pablo:
by FroggyFuck July 23, 2022
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