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Grogan

It's when your taking a dump in the toilet and someone knocks on the cubicle door and you get so startled your ass sucks the poo back in
"I was in the toilet and someone knocked on the door and scared the crap out of me...bloody made me do a grogan"
by DimSumDom August 3, 2009
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Groganing

The act of hooking up with a guy with a girlfriend
Oh man are you going to go groganing with that usm boy
by Mk02fun August 17, 2018
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Grogan

"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.

The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogan"
by Stigggy December 9, 2008
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Grogan

A living legend, probably referred to as the hulk for his healing abilities and bad temper. High sex drive and pure awesomeness
by CR15YG February 21, 2022
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Grogan

The act of ejaculating on the plaque of William "Bill" Grogan at Worcester Polytechnic Institute's Atwater Kent Labs
That ECE lab was really stressful. I think I need to Grogan to clear my head.
by The Grogster 69 September 24, 2023
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grogan

wiping backwards so that when your partner gives you a blowjob they get a nice surprise
For Valentines day I gave my wife a grogan she will never forget!
by Rob nom nom nom January 12, 2009
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grogan

A very obese and ugly girl, who dances with anyone on the dancefloor.
Man 1 : She wasn't too bad...
Man 2 : Dude that bitch was a total grogan!
by beelzeek81 November 7, 2006
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