grippy sock cock

Exactly like dating a mental girl ie grippy sock coochie, but it’s a male with mental problems and a Long Schlong.

“Did you hear Teds with Angela now?“
“Nah, but she said to me he’s got Grippy Sock Cock“

by DmnsPwn April 21, 2022

Pink grippy sock

Someone who does anal kegels that also has a pink sock

I told this man at the bar I had a pink grippy sock, he was so confused

by Pink grippy sock September 5, 2022

Grippy Sock GF

nymphomaniac

GET THAT GRIPPY SOCK GF SOME DICK QUICK

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

Grippy Sock

A sock made of the finest kashmir, filled with minced meat, that the man being uses for masturbating.

"Look at Jack go with thag Grippy Sock! Fapping his best with that sock filled with minced meat. I guess it makes it more real, no?

by Shusky Canine May 24, 2023

Grippy Sock Gang

A group of people who have been to a "Grippy Sock Prison," on a "Grippy Sock Vacation," or been a patient in a psych ward. Typically meant as a joke to lighten up an otherwise dark time.

"He's checking into the psych ward tonight after work."
"He's joining the Grippy Sock Gang!"

by Mother of All Things June 6, 2025

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023