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by Mattcamfan42069 May 12, 2019
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My sister is a professional camp counselor. She runs the hiking classes-- she is such a granola girl.
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by jen & kristen June 18, 2008
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Ever since she moved to Portland, she has become so granola. All she wants to do is go hiking in her Chacos and she brings her hammock with her wherever she goes.
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Naomi Nguyen, a former San Jose stripper, turned into a wannabe Hollywood actress, and desperately looking for her minute in the spotlight, was referred to as "ginormous boob skank" by the online media TMZ.
This petite Vietnamese girl had been stalking olympic gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelp several times, by showing her over-sized attributes in the streets of Los Angeles, CA. She tried in vain to seduce him in front of TV cameras to gain the attention of the sensational press in 2008.
This petite Vietnamese girl had been stalking olympic gold medalist swimmer Michael Phelp several times, by showing her over-sized attributes in the streets of Los Angeles, CA. She tried in vain to seduce him in front of TV cameras to gain the attention of the sensational press in 2008.
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