grinched 

a weird sounding but fake sexual act, that a boy may brag about doing to a girl, when really he fell asleep

:Mike what did you do with Hannah?
:Oh...i grinched her

grinched by meemeemike March 16, 2011

grinched 

When a person who is unattractive inconcievably ends up dating someone who is significantly hotter, thereby unfairly removing him or her as a dating option.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that Brian's dating Sarah? She's waaaay out of his leauge.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he totally grinched her!

grinched by TMNS6789 September 27, 2011

Grinched 

In sports, to be completely inept on defense, unable to stop even the simplest of plays.

USC's defense grinched that game away.

WTF?!?! 42 points and we grinched that into a loss?

Grinched by Kraken Rum November 5, 2023

Grinched 

Used to declare that a situation is completely one-sided and already decided — either in total victory or total defeat; often said to taunt or mock an opponent.

Our entire squad got grinched in the final round — we didn’t even stand a chance.

Grinched by k9drredd June 6, 2025

grinched raw 

To get absolutely raw dogged by a man or who dressed as the grinch

Oh my god Becky last night Tim dressed up as the grinch and I was grinched raw

grinched raw by Dr.Throbbin December 23, 2020

grinched out 

The condition of being a skinny fat guy, also known as pregnant pencil. Skinny arms and legs with a big gut, like the well-known Dr. Seuss character.

Dude A: "Check out that skinny fat guy, looks like a pregnant pencil.

Dude B: "Holy shit, that dude's all grinched out!"

grinched out by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010

BULL GRINCHED 

1. Above-and-beyond PISSED at the "Holiday Season".

2. A Jew that won't say "Merry Christmas" and tells everyone.

3. To have an oversized blow-up Grinch in your office on Monday morning.

1. -"Matt started drinking at 10 A.M. today."
-"Yea, that Clown is Bull Grinched this year!"

2. -"You get that T.V. at Best Buy?"
-"No! That place is owned by a Bull Grinch!"

3. -"You guys see John's office?"
-"Yea! He got totaly Bull Grinched!"

BULL GRINCHED by dobbertop December 12, 2006